Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates and CEO Shaun Harvey in Santa Claus Outfit Shocker!

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Walking sitcom character Ken Bates further embarrassed his fan base yesterday by enacting a bizarre Christmas Carol alongside CEO (Competency? Easily Overestimated) Shaun Harvey. Harvey, who rumours suggest was integral to the moving on of Bates from Elland Road (whenever that will ACTUALLY, COMPLETELY happen), is clearly being punished for his crimes. After all, no Santa Claus, real or just a Football club euthaniser, could ever find enough coal to accomodate Ken Bates’s many misdeeds. Poor Santa, stuck in the north pole, when Ken Bates found out it was completely simple to be given an island (and then to be run off his tropical paradise, ha! ha!, how it makes the story all the better).

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